Top five maddeningly addictive flash games

You know how it is... you stumble across a new flash game, you start playing - hours later you collapse in a heap exhausted and demoralised by the fact that you've not yet managed to reach anything like the top 10 high scores. It's clearly possible, you just need to keep playing. Aaargh!

So in order to ensure that it happens to you at least another five times, I present you with Roflplexicity's top five maddeningly addictive flash games:

1. AAHHH! - Thats the title of the game, and after five minutes of playing it, that's what you'll be shouting. The object is to avoid hitting the walls of the box with the rotating, ever longer line attached to your cursor, my current best is 17s and even that temporarily cost me my sanity.



2. Curveball - Crazy addictive ultra-3d-pong style bat and ball game, just one more round, one more!



3. Copter - A classic, needs no explanation.



4. Redsquare - Can't touch this! Don't let the blue squares get you.



5. The Missile Game - Fly the missile through the gaps in the rotating sheets. Play a few levels and you'll be hooked.



It's probably a good idea not to ask how long this took to write up.

Top five motivational posters.

So a list... a list, well, you've already been informed about how amazing Top Five lists are, so, bearing that in mind I wish present you with some of the aforementioned coolness,

In reverse order:

At number Five - Dinosaurs!


Dinosaurs are awesome. That's a scientific fact. Lasers are awesome too - that's also been proven by years of research. So what do you get when you combine the two? That's right. Awesome squared! Amazing.

Four - Windows.


Windows - so useful and yet so painful.

Three - Natural Selection.


We've all been there - you strap a knife to a hamster for a laugh, it stabs you in the face and escapes, a thousand years later humanity is wiped off the face of the Earth by giant rodents with their own embedded cutlery. Damn.

Two - Have a little courage.


You know what I said about dinosaurs? That goes double for penguins. Not only are they birds and therefore dinosaurs anyway, but they do it without any of this namby-pamby flight rubbish that so mars, say, the common sparrow. Throw into the mix the fact that this penguin has clearly swum half the length of the earth to actually get to a polar bear, and we have an example of a commitment to comedy wake-up calls to be admired, and indeed emulated.

And in at number one, shamelessly plugged - Our good friend Roffles.


Hello Roffles. Good Roffles. Friendly Roffles. Roffles? Roffles no! Not my face! MY FACE! AAAAAH!

There you have it, a top five list - more to come.